Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Well i got married last year. Don't get me wrong its nice, but somethings about marriage piss me off. For one, most people i know come up to me and say
Eh!, Any good News ???
or something corny like,
when will you make me a mama/athai/thatha/paati/chithi ?
People, just coz i'm married does not mean anu gets pregnant immediately. My semen does not not magically transform by the power of greyskull and become Super sperm. (for those of you who don't know what greyskull is, FUCK YOU, shouldn't you be suckling on a nipple somewhere ? ) Anyways the more i see of this world the more reasons i get for not having a child, God forbid i get a boy like myself. My dad always says, (english translation) you'll get a son one day, He'll be a bitch just like you ( sounds better in tamil ).
Back when i was a kid (god it seems not so long ago), Things were easier, There weren't any entrance exams for kinder garden. If i didn't eat my own snot, i was accepted. seems rather simple. No capitation fees, You could walk to school (which i never did) , take a rickshaw or travel by PTC.
Road accidents were a rarity, and you could count the cars on the road with your fingers. Cycles didn't need helmets, and knee guards, and it was highly frowned upon to use bad language.
Now it seems like every other Mo Fo out there has a car, drives like a maniac and will call me a Mo Fo for not overtaking the slow moving bus, and this is what i have to bring an innocent little kid into ?
Besides, by the time my kid gets to college, They'll pass a law saying we reserve 99.99923456789 % of all seats for the chinese. All indian children will need to go through the management quota, comprising of 0.00076543211 % of the seats which cost a billion rupees, each.
So here, People who want good news, i will not bash your head in with a rock, the next time you ask me for good news. I hope that is good enough.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
I would have wished you earlier but my boss thought it prudent to launch his beta application on your birthday and screwed up my entire day,
Here is a man, who stood for Equal Rights, Liberty, Truth and Non-Violence. A great man who inspired a divided nation to unite and strive for freedom. Father of our country, The man, The Legend, Mahatma Gandhi.
It is ironic that this great man, is remembered by our currency notes. I'm sure he'd turn in his grave every time someone sitting under a picture of his ( a fixture at all Govt offices ) takes a bribe to do his duty. Take his face off the notes i say. Put it somewhere it can be symbol of our patriotism, The Flag maybe. Somewhere we truly honour this great man.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Well i finally got something to blog about. Unfortunately its not a rant. Today, i was hanging out with a couple my friends in just orient and the topic suddenly turned to hair brained get rich quick ideas.
After a string of Really Stupid ideas, we came up with something that just might work. Now how many of you have needed to get somewhere, but dread the public transport system in chennai ? and if thats not bad enough, the alternative is even more taunting. An auto rickshaw will cost a bomb. So here is our hair brained solution. A Taxi service that is totally affordable for one.
pay for exactly how many kilometers you ride. As most of you might have guessed, you'll be riding in a motorcycle. Its not the best way to get around, this being the rainy season and all but it might really useful if you have to travel alone.
We haven't finalized the pay structure and truth be told this idea may not get off the ground but hey at least if someone opens a bike taxi service some time in the future, we can always say we came up with it first.
In the interest of being productive our service will hence forth be called SRI KRISHNA CAB SERVICE, till we come up with something cooler.
If sitting at close proximity behind a total stranger is your thing please feel free to contact me and i'll hook you up.
Note we will provide pillion riders with a helmet.
So the next time you want to go somewhere but don't want to shell out the big bucks for an auto or rub up against sweaty people on a bus, think of SRI KRISHNA CABS.
if you are really interested in knowing more comment and i'll give a number you can call.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Well, all I really wanted to do today was to comment on something a friend of mine wrote. don't know why but i ended up creating a blog. Well i don't have a uterus , i don't name my sheep, and couldn't care less if PR thinks my ass looks fat, and i'm probably gonna loose interest after this first post.
But atleast when i comment ,, people can see my pic !!
and if you're still reading this hoping i'll say something profound or funny its your own time your wasting !!!